Holiday Cottages near Philham, Cork



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The Hayloft Cornwallfrom £295 to £595
Romantic cottage for 2, Four Poster bed, wood burner & spa bath
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham to rent, The Hayloft, sleeps 2 - The Hayloft 5 star Gold, offers first class accommodation nestled in the heart of rolling hills, woods and meadows yet only a few miles from the rugged coast, beaches, pretty harbours and coves of No...
Mowhay Barn Cornwallfrom £395 to £925
Sleeps 4 , two en-suite bedrooms, coastal views.
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday properties, Mowhay Barn, sleeps 4 - 4 star Gold, Mowhay offers first class accommodation nestled in the heart of rolling hills, woods and meadows yet only a few miles from the rugged coast, beaches, pretty harbours and coves of North Co...
Courtyard Stables Cornwallfrom £295 to £495
Bright and airy cottage in a lovely setting.
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham vacation apartments, Courtyard Stables, sleeps 2 - Courtyard Stables, 4 star, offers first class accommodation nestled in the heart of rolling hills, woods and meadows yet only a few miles from the rugged coast, beaches, pretty harbours and coves of N...
Harvest Barn Cornwallfrom £795 to £1745
Spacious 5 star barn. Four bedrooms, all en-suite.
approx 2 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 8 people

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Philham cottage, Harvest Barn, sleeps 8 - Hele Barton Farm will particularly appeal to guests who enjoy a quiet place to stay and appreciate natural surroundings yet be within easy reach of the coast. We are located between the seaside town ...
Cyder Barn Cornwallfrom £495 to £1025
Great views, free fishing on site.
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham self-catering home, Cyder Barn, sleeps 5 - 4 star accommodation nestled in the heart of rolling hills, woods and meadows yet only a few miles from the rugged coast, beaches, pretty harbours and coves of North Cornwall. Hele Barton Farm will...
Little Leighs Cornwallfrom £250 to £810
Five person four star cottage, living room with beamed ceiling and log burner
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Little Leighs, sleeps 5 - Five cottages stand at the end of a private tree lined drive, in a south facing hollow, The Roundhouse, Beech, Ash, Pond Meadow and Little Leighs have been converted from 18th Century farm buildings. ...
Roundhouse Cornwallfrom £240 to £620
Four star cottage in quiet rural location, five miles to coast
approx 2 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 3 people

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Philham holiday properties, Roundhouse, sleeps 3 - Five cottages stand at the end of a private tree lined drive, in a south facing hollow, The Roundhouse, Beech, Ash, Pond Meadow and Little Leighs have been converted from 18th Century farm buildings. ...
Pond Meadow Cornwallfrom £250 to £810
Five person four star cottage with beamed ceilings and log burner
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham vacation apartments, Pond Meadow, sleeps 5 - Five cottages stand at the end of a private tree lined drive, in a south facing hollow, The Roundhouse, Beech, Ash, Pond Meadow and Little Leighs have been converted from 18th Century farm buildings. ...
Ash Cottage Cornwallfrom £250 to £710
Four person four star cottage, living room with beamed ceilings and log fire
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham vacation apartments, Ash Cottage, sleeps 4 - Five cottages stand at the end of a private tree lined drive, in a south facing hollow, The Roundhouse, Beech, Ash, Pond Meadow and Little Leighs have been converted from 18th Century farm buildings. ...
Beech Cottage Cornwallfrom £250 to £810
Three bedroomed 'upside down' four star cottage with log burner and rural views
approx 2 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation to rent, Beech Cottage, sleeps 5 - Five cottages stand at the end of a private tree lined drive, in a south facing hollow, The Roundhouse, Beech, Ash, Pond Meadow and Little Leighs have been converted from 18th Century farm buildings. ...
Swallow Barn Cornwallfrom £282 to £681
.2 storey Barn with Private garden dogs welcome
approx 3 miles from Philham
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Philham cottage to rent, Swallow Barn, sleeps 5 - Budds Barns have 3 cottages set around a traditional courtyard in this peaceful area 3 miles from the coast. Suitable for all seasons. From Budds you are ideally located to explore & enjoy some of t...
The Carthouse Cornwallfrom £225 to £512
Sleeps 2 all on one level spacious barn with woodburner and private garden. dogs
approx 3 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 3 people

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Philham accomodation, The Carthouse, sleeps 3 - Budds Barns have 3 cottages set around a traditional courtyard in this peaceful area 3 miles from the coast. Suitable for all seasons. From Budds you are ideally located to explore & enjoy some of t...
Wagtail Barn Cornwallfrom £282 to £681
2 storey barn with totally enclosed private garden dogs wel
approx 3 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Wagtail Barn, sleeps 5 - Budds Barns have 3 cottages set around a traditional courtyard in this peaceful area 3 miles from the coast. Suitable for all seasons. From Budds you are ideally located to explore & enjoy some of t...
Woodpecker Tremaine Tremaine Nr. Launceston Cornwallfrom £237 to £582
Open-plan sitting room with kitchen and dining area. Double bedroom. Small twin bedded room with cabin style beds. Shower room/WC.
approx 4 miles from Philham
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Philham apartments, Woodpecker, sleeps 4 - Within a short drive of fine surfing beaches on the North Cornwall Coast (Crackington Haven and Widemouth are both about 10 miles) these two cosy and comfortable pine lodges enjoy a peaceful setting i...
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Kingfisher Tremaine Tremaine Nr. Launceston Cornwallfrom £237 to £582
Open-plan sitting room with kitchen and dining area. Double bedroom. Small twin bedded room with cabin style beds. Shower room/WC.
approx 4 miles from Philham
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Philham Self Catering home, Kingfisher, sleeps 4 - Within a short drive of fine surfing beaches on the North Cornwall Coast (Crackington Haven and Widemouth are both about 10 miles) these two cosy and comfortable pine lodges enjoy a peaceful setting i...
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Rockford Cornwallfrom £450 to £1750
A recently modernised 4 bedroom bungalow accommodating 10 people
approx 5 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Rockford, sleeps 10 - Rockford is five minutes walk from a wide, sandy beach on the breath-taking North Cornwall Coast. This is a well appointed, four bedroom, detached bungalow which is ideal for families who enjoy swimmi...
Elm Tree Cottage Cornwallfrom £200 to £685
Quaint Grade II listed thatched cottage overlooking the village square
approx 6 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday accommodation, Elm Tree Cottage, sleeps 4 - Quaint, thatched, Grade II listed, C16th cottage in the centre of a pretty village, close to the coast. There are original flagstone floors (with rugs), beamed ceilings and an inglenook fireplace wit...
Little Fern Montana Marshgate Nr. Boscastlefrom £289 to £753
Comfortable sitting room with dining area and sofa bed (for + 1). Well equipped small kitchen. Double bedroom with 5’ bed. Single bedroom with additional Z bed (for + child) or travel cot. Bathroom/WC (shower attachment).
approx 4 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Little Fern, sleeps 4 - Set within a short drive of numerous sandy beaches and coves dotted along the coastline and glorious cliff-top walking this single storey property offers a comfortable base for exploring one of the fi...
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Pa's Cottage Cornwallfrom £385 to £980
Comfortable, sleeps six, well-equipped with wood-burner
approx 4 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 6 people

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Philham self-catering, Pa's Cottage, sleeps 6 - Pa's Cottage is a delightful whitewashed thatched cottage, 60 metres from the sandy and surfing beach of Crackington Haven.Crackington is an unspoilt cove flanked by magnificent cliffs with a coastal ...
Apartment 5 Brightlands Cornwallfrom £270 to £560
2 Bedrooms sleeping up to 6 people
approx 8 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 6 people

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Philham cottages to rent, Apartment 5 Brightlands, sleeps 6 - A two bedroom holiday apartment thoughtfully refurbished to a high standard and furnished with quality and comfortable furnishings and fittings. The lounge has a comfortable sofa bed which will seat ...
Inny Glade Cornwallfrom £260 to £655
Between Bodmin Moor and North Cornwall beaches. Quiet complex. Tennis Court.
approx 7 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 5 people

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Philham holiday house, Inny Glade, sleeps 5 - * Situated in a small private holiday complex. Own parking space. Tennis Court. River Inny trickles next to patio. Quiet country side setting. No bar or club. * Spacious, open plan lounge with dining...
Squirrels Cottage Howard Farm Stratton Budefrom £267 to £692
Open plan sitting room with kitchen and dining area with door to rear garden. Double bedroom. Twin bedded room will pull out bed (for + 1). Bathroom/WC (shower over bath).
approx 8 miles from Philham
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Philham self-catering, Squirrels Cottage, sleeps 5 - Within easy reach of the North Cornwall Coast these comfortable holiday cottages form part of a small group of converted barns. Just 2.5 miles from the glorious sandy beach at Bude and the popular sur...
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Owl Cottage Howard Farm Stratton Budefrom £267 to £692
Open plan sitting room with kitchen and dining area with doors to garden. Double bedroom with TV. Double bedroom with additional single bed and TV. Bathroom/WC (shower over bath).
approx 8 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Owl Cottage, sleeps 5 - Within easy reach of the North Cornwall Coast these comfortable holiday cottages form part of a small group of converted barns. Just 2.5 miles from the glorious sandy beach at Bude and the popular sur...
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Old Dairy Cornwallfrom £249 to £455
4* graded peaceful 1 bedroom,on farm, garden,walks,beach nearby
approx 6 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 2 people

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Philham Self Catering cottage, Old Dairy, sleeps 2 - Old Dairy cottage offers couples a peaceful hideaway for a break away. ,A charming cottage with lots of original character, situated on a small working farm only a five minute drive from Boscast...
Clifton Cottage Poughill Poughill Budefrom £350 to £753
Spacious entrance hall with seating area and slate floor. Sitting room with open fire. Kitchen with slate floor and dining area. Steep stairs to first floor: Double bedroom. Twin bedded room. Bathroom/WC.
approx 9 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 4 people

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Philham holiday properties, Clifton Cottage, sleeps 4 - Just 2 miles from Bude’s famous golden sands this pretty 19th century cottage was once Poughill village post office and still retains original slate floors and the old cloam oven in its comforta...
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Wideacres Cornwallfrom £265 to £675
sleeps 4, 2 bedrooms,garden,near sea,with open fire
approx 6 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Wideacres, sleeps 4 - Wideacres is a semi detached bungalow sleeping 4 guests, with wide reaching superb sea and country views. It is peacefully situated in a country lane abounding with wild flowers only a five minute d...
Hilltop Tor Cottage Starapark Nr. Camelfordfrom £227 to £423
Small sitting room with doors to patio. Kitchen. Double bedroom. Shower room/WC.
approx 9 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 2 people

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Philham self-catering accommodation, Hilltop, sleeps 2 - Within a short drive of the north coast’s rugged grandeur just 3 miles from Trebarwith Strand beach (pictured) this simply furnished single storey property is an ideal base from which to explore...
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Tre Pol and Pen Cornwallfrom £1200 to £1875
5 bedrooms, 3 Bathrooms + 1 wc, snooker table and swimming pool
approx 9 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 12 people

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Philham holiday accommodation, Tre Pol and Pen, sleeps 12 - Oozing with charm, this delightful detached barn conversion offers comfortable accommodation with many original features including beamed ceilings and slate floors. Set in 4 acres of land bounded on o...
Valency Tregatherall Farm Minster Nr. Boscastlefrom £384 to £762
Open plan sitting room with dining area and well equipped kitchen. Double bedroom with 5’ bed and en-suite bathroom/WC with whirlpool bath (shower over bath). First floor: Galleried landing. Twin bedded room with en-suite shower room/WC with sloping ceiling.
approx 8 miles from Philham
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Philham self-catering, Valency, sleeps 4 - Just 2 miles from the ancient harbour at Boscastle these two very comfortable farm cottages enjoy a peaceful rural setting. The fine sandy beach at Trebarwith Strand (4 miles) and many other beautiful...
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Tregatherall Barn Tregatherall Farm Minster Nr. Boscastlefrom £285 to £530
Comfortable ground floor accommodation with open plan sitting/dining room and well equipped kitchen areas. Double bedroom with 5’ bed and ensuite shower room/WC.
approx 8 miles from Philham
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Philham cottage to rent, Tregatherall Barn, sleeps 2 - Just 2 miles from the ancient harbour at Boscastle these two very comfortable farm cottages enjoy a peaceful rural setting. The fine sandy beach at Trebarwith Strand (4 miles) and many other beautiful...
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Stibb Cottage Cornwallfrom £216 to £660
Comfortably sleeps 4 with woodburner ,patio and barbeque area
approx 12 miles from Philham
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Philham vacation apartments, Stibb Cottage, sleeps 4 - Charming terraced cottage in a pretty village setting close to North Cornwall's coast. The cottage is well equipped and price is inclusive of electricity. There is a fitted kitchen, a wood burnin...
Tresquare Cornwallfrom £499 to £1399
4* 3 bedroomed,sleeps 8, open fire,garden,near sea
approx 8 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 8 people

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Philham accomodation, Tresquare, sleeps 8 - Tresquare is a detached dormer bungalow in its own private grounds, situated in a superb position on the North Cornwall coast 200 yards from the picturesque village of Boscastle with all its ameni...
Rivendell Cottage Rivendale Cottage Altarnun Trenilk Nr. Launcestonfrom £258 to £523
Comfortable open plan sitting room with electric fire and dining and kitchen area. Double bedroom with additional single bed (for + 1). Shower room/WC.
approx 12 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 3 people

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Philham holiday accommodation, Rivendell Cottage, sleeps 3 - Whilst enjoying glorious views and a peaceful rural setting this cosy stone cottage is only a few minutes’ drive from good routes making both the north and south Cornish coasts easily accessible...
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Little Lewdon Cornwallfrom £196 to £425
Little Lewdon, A beautiful Holiday Cottage
approx 11 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Little Lewdon, sleeps 3 - Little Lewdon is a pretty, detatched barn conversion accessed from a long private lane. The picturesque setting makes for beautiful views over the valley from the bedroom balcony. The totally pe...
Brambles Cornwallfrom £315 to £636
Luxury ETB 4 star rated with 4 poster bed and beamed ceilingceilings
approx 8 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 4 people

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Philham accommodation to rent, Brambles, sleeps 4 - 4 Cottages - Located on a 40 acre farm near Launceston, Langdon Farm Cottages offer an idyllic opportunity to relax in the inherent serenity of the Cornish countryside. All of the cottages are equipp...
Anneth Lowen Cornwallfrom £428 to £1000
Comfortable Homely Bungalow
approx 9 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 5 people

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Philham self-catering cottage, Anneth Lowen, sleeps 5 - Relax and unwind in our homely bungalow, situated in a peaceful Hamlet just 5 minutes drive to the popular Elizabethan harbour village of Boscastle. Fully equipped, comfortably furnished and centra...
Strylands Barn Strylands Farm Altarnun Nr. Launcestonfrom £316 to £839
Kitchen with dining area. Double bedroom with shower cubicle. Twin bedded room. Bathroom/WC (shower over bath). First floor: Sitting room. Double bedroom. Cloakroom/WC.
approx 12 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 6 people

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Philham holiday home, Strylands Barn, sleeps 6 - Ideally located for exploring the myriad delights of Cornwall and Devon these cosy and comfortable adjoining converted barns lie just 6 miles from the charming historic market town of Launceston and i...
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The Little Barn Strylands Farm Altarnun Nr. Launcestonfrom £227 to £423
Shared entrance. Two steps down to open plan sitting room with kitchen and dining areas and doors to patio. Twin bedded room. Bathroom/WC (shower over bath).
approx 12 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday letting, The Little Barn, sleeps 2 - Ideally located for exploring the myriad delights of Cornwall and Devon these cosy and comfortable adjoining converted barns lie just 6 miles from the charming historic market town of Launceston and i...
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Primrose Cornwallfrom £315 to £636
luxury ETB 4 star rated with 4 poster bed and beamed ceilingceilings
approx 8 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 4 people

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Philham Self Catering, Primrose, sleeps 4 - 4 Cottages - Located on a 40 acre farm near Launceston, Langdon Farm Cottages offer an idyllic opportunity to relax in the inherent serenity of the Cornish countryside. All of the cottages are equipp...
Langdon Farm Cottage Cornwallfrom £264 to £414
3 star etb cottage with 4 poster beds with small garden
approx 8 miles from Philham
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Philham to rent, Langdon Farm Cottage, sleeps 2 - 4 Cottages - Located on a 40 acre farm near Launceston, Langdon Farm Cottages offer an idyllic opportunity to relax in the inherent serenity of the Cornish countryside. All of the cottages are equipp...
Penrose Cornwallfrom £290 to £725
4* 2 spacious bedrooms,2 bathrooms,fabulous walks,near beach,pub
approx 9 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 4 people

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Philham Self Catering cottage, Penrose, sleeps 4 - PENROSE offers ideal accommodation for 4 people.Not suitable for young children because twin beds are 72cms high. All bed linen, electricity and heating is inclusive. On the ground floor, a well eq...
Eastcott Farmhouse Eastcott Farmhouse North Tamerton Nr. Budefrom £702 to £1928
Sitting room. Kitchen with oil-burning stove and dining area. Cloakroom/WC. First floor: Double bedroom with 5’ bed and en-suite bathroom/WC with separate shower cubicle. Double bedroom with 5’ bed and en-suite shower room/WC. Two twin bedded rooms one with ensuite shower room. Single bedroom. Bathroom/WC (shower over bath).
approx 8 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 9 people

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Philham holiday cottages, Eastcott Farmhouse, sleeps 9 - Set in the lovely wooded countryside of the Tamar Valley on a working sheep farm with its abundant wildlife this spacious converted farmhouse offers very comfortable accommodation for larger groups. T...
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Dairy Cottage Dairywell Farm Bolventorfrom £267 to £692
Open plan sitting room with well equipped kitchen/dining area and oil Rayburn and electric cooker. First floor: Double bedroom. Twin bedded room. Bathroom/WC (shower over bath).
approx 14 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday home, Dairy Cottage, sleeps 4 - This comfortable 18th century Grade II listed converted dairy (shown left) lies within a mile of the hamlet of Bolventor and Jamaica Inn of Daphne du Maurier fame. Adjoining the owners’ farmhous...
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The Granary Darzle Farm Woodford Morwenstow Bude Cornwallfrom £316 to £741
Spacious well equipped kitchen with dining area. Spacious sitting room. First floor: Double bedroom. Bedroom with three single beds. Bathroom/WC (shower attachment)
approx 15 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday accommodation, The Granary, sleeps 5 - The spectacular north coast lies just 3 miles from these very comfortable cottages. Ideal for family holidays they enjoy a half acre of shared gardens with a children’s play area. Set in a fine ...
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Bell Buoy Cottage Morwenstow Morwenstow Nr. Budefrom £325 to £687
Cosy beamed sitting room with electric ‘stove effect’ fire in inglenook fireplace and rugs on slate floor. Dining room with door to private south facing garden. Small kitchen. Bathroom/WC (shower over bath). Waxed wooden staircase to first floor: Beamed double bedroom and twin bedded room both with wooden floors and rugs.
approx 15 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday properties, Bell Buoy Cottage, sleeps 4 - This charming and very comfortable 18th-century thatched cottage enjoys its own secluded south facing garden and has been tastefully refurbished to retain beams low ceilings and inglenook fireplace. T...
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1 Jacques Cottage Cornwallfrom £200 to £475
Pretty, thatched cottage in the small, friendly village of Shop
approx 15 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 4 people

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Philham vacation apartments, 1 Jacques Cottage, sleeps 4 - Jacques Cottage which is a mile of the North Cornwall coast, is a pretty, thatched cottage in the small, friendly village of Shop. It is comfortable and inviting, and equipped with everything you need...
Pendee Cornwallfrom £375 to £650
Pendee offers well presented and up to date accommodation, for 5
approx 10 miles from Philham
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Philham self-catering cottage, Pendee, sleeps 5 - 1 miles from Tintagel, 2 miles from Boscastle and a couple of hundred yards away from the craggy and dramatic North Cornish Coast. The stone and slate farm courtyard of Trethevy Manor has been conve...
Forth Cottage Cornwallfrom £275 to £550
2 BEDROOM, SINGLE STOREY, CLOSE TO NORTH COAST
approx 10 miles from Philham
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Philham holiday cottage, Forth Cottage, sleeps 4 - 1 miles from Tintagel, 2 miles from Boscastle and a couple of hundred yards away from the craggy and dramatic North Cornish Coast. The ancient buildings of the farm courtyard of Trethevy Manor, buil...
Pillar Box Cottage Trenale Trenale Tintagelfrom £285 to £582
Cosy beamed sitting/dining room with electric fire in huge inglenook fireplace. Small kitchen leading to bathroom/WC (shower attachment). First floor: Single bedroom with additional pull out bed (for + 1) and access to spacious double bedroom.
approx 11 miles from Philham
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Philham accommodation, Pillar Box Cottage, sleeps 4 - This quaint little traditional cottage with beams and low doorways overlooks the hamlet ‘green’ sharing a pleasant slate pathed courtyard with the owner’s holiday home. Less than a m...
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Primrose Cottage Devonfrom £414 to £976
Spacious & Pretty Cottage with an open fire, set in 6 acres of gardens & fields
approx 17 miles from Philham
Holiday Cottage for 9 people

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Philham self-catering cottage, Primrose Cottage, sleeps 9 - Comfortable, well equipped cottages and various Victorian country house apartments in spectacular coastal location bordering nature reserve. Walking distance of Welcombe Mouth Beach. Treat yoursel...